Once one is starting to dig in the right place, all kind of muck is turning up. Lately we have learned that Tom Boonen (the right one, not the identical clone who rides under the name TOM in Japan) is possibly a cyborg.
After x-raying the image and peeling off layers of body flesh, one can see a quite different Jan.
This would also explain, why Jan Ullrich refuses to aknowledge that he was doped. A cyborg is never doped. A cyborg is only fine tuned and serviced.










































































By the way, I thought the Cancellara story was nothing but a (technical) joke, but there is indeed a product in the market which can be insterted into the frame just as described: The Gruber Assist.http://www.gruberassist.com/category/englisch/If you check YouTube you will find some videos showing GA equipped bikes in action.